Friday, March 26, 2004
Note to Self:
If you happen to appear in a burlesque show...and go full frontal in said show...
DON'T give the weblink (you know, the one that had pictures of you butt-ass naked) to a co-worker. Even if you think you can trust him. Even if you gave him a hand job that one time you were both really drunk.
'Cause otherwise you're gonna hear this the next week when you walk into work:
Different Co-Worker: "Hey, at least I can say I've seen you naked now..."
You: "Beg your pardon?"
Co-Worker: Yeah, I jacked off to that thing three times already! (to yet another co-worker) Hey! Did you see the naked pictures of Karla yet?"
(assuming your name is Karla)
Christ, I'm stupid sometimes.
DON'T give the weblink (you know, the one that had pictures of you butt-ass naked) to a co-worker. Even if you think you can trust him. Even if you gave him a hand job that one time you were both really drunk.
'Cause otherwise you're gonna hear this the next week when you walk into work:
Different Co-Worker: "Hey, at least I can say I've seen you naked now..."
You: "Beg your pardon?"
Co-Worker: Yeah, I jacked off to that thing three times already! (to yet another co-worker) Hey! Did you see the naked pictures of Karla yet?"
(assuming your name is Karla)
Christ, I'm stupid sometimes.
