Thursday, December 30, 2004
Call n' Response (reversed): It'll make sense at the end
My responses to how I answered a chain e-mail test:
1. Well, it is the Lord's number, and you know how well Jesus and I get along.
2. Probably right, but most of them are Canadians.
3. In a periodic, physical sense, yes.
4. Correct. It's my brother.
5. Maybe a little bit...I only thought of him because he's the one who sent me this stupid thing.
6. My mom? That's so gay.
7. Shut up. You don't know that. It could still work. Bite me. I hate this test.
8. Okay, that's funny. And eerily appropriate.
9. And again I say "Shut Up."
10. Who knew I was that optimistic?
11. God, that's depressing. So very, very depressing.
What I actually answered:
1. 7
2. 8
3. (******)
4. Mark
5. The fucker who sent me this stupid test
6. Alison
7. (******)
8. Machinehead
9. Float On
10. Beautiful Day
11. With or Without You
The Test itself.
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TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.> > THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME > TRUE 10> MINUTES> AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL> > NO CHEATING !!!!
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very> important for good> results.> >
4th. SCROLL DOWN> > >>>> > >> ONE LINE AT THE TIME> >>>> > >>> >>>> > >> DON`T READ AHEAD> > >>>> > >> otherwise> > >>>> > >> YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.> >
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS> 1through 11 in a> COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2> NUMBERS YOU WANT.> > >>>> > >> DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?> > > >
3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES> OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE> OPPOSITE SEX.> > CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN> OUT RIGHT> > > > >
4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME> (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.> > > DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID> >
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11> > >
6. Finally, MAKE A WISH> > > > ARE YOU READY?> > HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME>
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS> GAME> is found in SPACE 2 2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE> >
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship> CANNOT WORK is in> SPACE 7> >
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in> SPACE 4> >
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO> KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.> >
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR> >
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE> PERSON IN> NUMBER 3> 8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST> ABOUT YOUR> MIND> > 10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT> LIFE> >
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER
SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF 10 PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR > OF READING THIS.> IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.> IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE> STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK. >
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My wish didn't come true. But you already knew that, didn't you, stupid smarmy chain letter? Because it regarded #7, and you already declared that a dead end!
Fuck off.
1. Well, it is the Lord's number, and you know how well Jesus and I get along.
2. Probably right, but most of them are Canadians.
3. In a periodic, physical sense, yes.
4. Correct. It's my brother.
5. Maybe a little bit...I only thought of him because he's the one who sent me this stupid thing.
6. My mom? That's so gay.
7. Shut up. You don't know that. It could still work. Bite me. I hate this test.
8. Okay, that's funny. And eerily appropriate.
9. And again I say "Shut Up."
10. Who knew I was that optimistic?
11. God, that's depressing. So very, very depressing.
What I actually answered:
1. 7
2. 8
3. (******)
4. Mark
5. The fucker who sent me this stupid test
6. Alison
7. (******)
8. Machinehead
9. Float On
10. Beautiful Day
11. With or Without You
The Test itself.
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TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.> > THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID HER WISH CAME > TRUE 10> MINUTES> AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL> > NO CHEATING !!!!
1st. Get PEN and PAPER
2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW
3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very> important for good> results.> >
4th. SCROLL DOWN> > >>>> > >> ONE LINE AT THE TIME> >>>> > >>> >>>> > >> DON`T READ AHEAD> > >>>> > >> otherwise> > >>>> > >> YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.> >
1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS> 1through 11 in a> COLUMN on the LEFT.
2. BESIDE the NUMBERS 1 & 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2> NUMBERS YOU WANT.> > >>>> > >> DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?> > > >
3. BESIDE the NUMBERS 3 & 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES> OF TWO MEMBERS OF THE> OPPOSITE SEX.> > CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN> OUT RIGHT> > > > >
4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME> (like FRIENDS or FAMILY...) next to 4, 5, & 6.> > > DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID> >
5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11> > >
6. Finally, MAKE A WISH> > > > ARE YOU READY?> > HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME>
1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS> GAME> is found in SPACE 2 2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE> >
3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship> CANNOT WORK is in> SPACE 7> >
4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in> SPACE 4> >
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO> KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.> >
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS YOUR LUCKY STAR> >
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE> PERSON IN> NUMBER 3> 8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST> ABOUT YOUR> MIND> > 10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT> LIFE> >
11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER
SEND THIS TO A MINIMUM OF 10 PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR > OF READING THIS.> IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.> IF YOU FAIL TO, IT WILL BECOME THE OPPOSITE> STRANGE HOW IT SEEMS TO WORK. >
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My wish didn't come true. But you already knew that, didn't you, stupid smarmy chain letter? Because it regarded #7, and you already declared that a dead end!
Fuck off.
# posted by Karla : 11:07 PM
