Under The Wagon

I'm a bad blogger.

I haven't been updating this baby much lately. My most recent excuse was a nice little vacation in Florida (See the pics here). Though that's hardly the full reason.

Part of the problem is poverty, which cuts down on my boozing, which cuts down on my opportunities to be a total asshat, and then write about it. The other problem isn't a problem per se, but there's currently a situation where I'm,uh...Happy? I think that's the word. And it's causing what I think might be called "feelings." It's weird, and wonderful and goofy, but it's totally sucking the funny out of me. And I seriously doubt y'all want to hear about my strolls through daisy laden fields of bunnies and unicorns, whilst singing joyous songs in the sun and weaving flowers in my hair.

In all honesty, I disgust me right now. This coming from a woman who's gleefully pissed her bed. With someone else in it.

Anyway, with less stories about falling down drunk and landing on a cock, where to take "Under The Wagon?" I've got a few ideas floating around, but wanted to see what my loving (albeit mostly Canadian) audience thought.

Got a minute? Lemme know what you'd like to see more of here. Go ahead and be specific (I'll get more random google hits if your answer includes "Thai hookers" and "HOTTTXXXV1agra4U."

Or, just answer the damn poll here.